"She was a compulsive pessimist, always looking for the soft brown spot in the fruit, pressing so hard she created it."

- Amy Waldman, The Submission (via unteyetled)

(Source: m-lkbox, via badheartsclub)

queen-of-love-and-beauty:

"I don’t wear makeup so I don’t have to waste like an hour in front of the mirror every morning hahahaha"

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"open books not legs"

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"why have tequila shots when you can have tea?"

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"As always, late with Starbucks"

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"modest is hottest"

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"I’m not like those girls”

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(via thefuuuucomics)

mis4nthropy:

me: (worries about all the things I haven’t done yet)
me: (still doesn’t do them)

(via nitutilacrees)